You have less than 3 seconds to recognize the fact that the woman that came over to visit and hookup with you for the money you promised- is certainly not serious..
Why? Because it takes an idiot 5 seconds to actually process that information in front of him and come up with the logical conclusion that “Why is she putting money behind an article of clothing that is soon to be removed?”
However your mind is overstimulated by the fact that she is here at all, the fact that she actually looks like the pictures she sent, the mesmerizing effect of her smiling at you, and for some reason you have to get something out of the bathroom- and second you walk out of the hallway into the bathroom??? Adios AmigaLITA 🙂
She is out of the City!
There is no way to recover from a situation like that TBH. It’s fast. It’s stunning. You have just lost a couple hundred dollars, and you are still horny asf. And.. She knows you cant run after her or confront her in front of anyone because the act of paying her is illegal, and if you are staying in a hotel- the odds are very high that you are family man.
All of that is precalculated and planned for. Most likely had I walked out of the room- I would have been clocked by some dude that was her muscle. I factored all of that in the second i was in the bathroom and I heard the front door to the room slam shut.
That act in itself and how it was played should make me a definite lock for a future Darwin award. And anyone familiar with the Darwin award recognizes it is awarded post-mortem to the stupidest individual in the gene pool that dies as a result of total cluelessness- and thus becomes removed so as not to perpetuate the obvious design flaw that was exposed.
The next question that comes to mind? Are you so horny that you might try it again just to get your nutt?
Can you say DARWIN AWARD?
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